Fuck All The Norms - the horses know
Fuck All The Norms - the horses know
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Not just a shirt. A secret.
The “Horses Know” Tee is a nod to unspoken wisdom. When you’re high, altered, or out of your body — the horses can tell. They’ll carry you, they’ll protect you, because they always know. It’s a reminder that nature sees the real you, even when you don’t.
— 100% ethically-sourced organic cotton
— Statement printed with mythic weight
— Minimalist cut with psychedelic undertones
— For those who trust the animals more than the algorithms
This isn’t fashion. It’s folklore stitched in cotton.
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Materials
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Shipping & Returns
- Ships globally from Brisbane to Australia
- 30-day returns — but your AI assistant might guilt-trip you about it
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold & inside out
- Do not iron over print
- Do not dry in direct sunlight