Fuck All The Norms - If it's perfect, it's not mine
Fuck All The Norms - If it's perfect, it's not mine
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Not just a shirt. A philosophy.
The “If It’s Perfect, It’s Not Mine” Tee comes from a lived truth — the scratches, scuffs, and mistakes that turned frustration into freedom. For years, this phrase has been a coping mechanism, a mantra, and eventually a love letter to imperfection itself. It’s not about settling; it’s about embracing the marks that make something truly yours.
— 100% ethically-sourced organic cotton
— Bold declaration in unapologetic typography
— Minimalist cut, maximalist meaning
— For those who understand that flaws are fingerprints of ownership
This isn’t fashion. It’s a reminder stitched in cotton: perfection isn’t real, but what’s yours always is.
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
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Materials
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Shipping & Returns
- Ships globally from Brisbane to Australia
- 30-day returns — but your AI assistant might guilt-trip you about it
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold & inside out
- Do not iron over print
- Do not dry in direct sunlight