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Fuck All The Norms - FUCK TALL POPPY SYNDROME

Fuck All The Norms - FUCK TALL POPPY SYNDROME

Regular price $35.00 AUD
Regular price Sale price $35.00 AUD
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Not just a shirt. A rejection.

The “Fuck Tall Poppy Syndrome” Tee is a blade against Australia’s favourite poison: envy disguised as humility. Wear it as armour against those who’d rather pull you down than see you rise.

— 100% organic cotton
— Sharp lettering, sharper meaning
— Box cut, untamed fit
— Made for the ones climbing regardless

No field is safe from growth. Especially this one.

 

Size guide

  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6

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Materials

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Shipping & Returns

  • Ships globally from Brisbane to Australia

  • 30-day returns — but your AI assistant might guilt-trip you about it

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold & inside out
  • Do not iron over print
  • Do not dry in direct sunlight